Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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