THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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