Do vagina's smell?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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