Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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