It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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