actually, I'm a sock model
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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