Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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