I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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