I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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