So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
