My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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