I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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