i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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