all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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