Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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