when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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