with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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