When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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