i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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