We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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