she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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