I wish I could teleport
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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