dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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