I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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