TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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