I wannas sexs uuuuu
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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