I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
im on a boat
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