I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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