remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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