Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He passed out mid-signature
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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