have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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