I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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