the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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