Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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