Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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