i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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