what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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