it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
FUCK WHALES
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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