am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
