we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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