Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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