How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My penis needs a shock collar
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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