So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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