it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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