She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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