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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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