Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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