yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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