Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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