If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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