I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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