I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Be still, my beating vagina.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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