it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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