What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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