No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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