no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
